{"id":1808,"date":"2011-07-11T19:55:24","date_gmt":"2011-07-12T02:55:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/suddenalarm.blaseckie.ca\/?p=1808"},"modified":"2011-07-11T22:06:45","modified_gmt":"2011-07-12T05:06:45","slug":"life-lessons-the-abbreviated-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/suddenalarm.blaseckie.ca\/?p=1808","title":{"rendered":"Life Lessons: the abbreviated edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Want to drive to the edge of town and watch the thunderstorm roll in?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Want a mint?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">We learned a song in school today, mommy, want to hear it?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Do you need to go to the bathroom before we leave?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">I&#8217;m going to _______ (the dump\/Grannie&#8217;s house\/the lake\/Europe), do you want to come along?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Are you with the Band?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">&#8220;Oh, what the hell<em>,\u00a0<\/em>yes&#8221;, is always the right answer.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Want to drive to the edge of town and watch the thunderstorm roll in? Want a mint? We learned a song in school today, mommy, want to hear it? Do you need to go to the bathroom before we leave? &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/suddenalarm.blaseckie.ca\/?p=1808\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[428,75,425,423,427,426],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/suddenalarm.blaseckie.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1808"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/suddenalarm.blaseckie.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/suddenalarm.blaseckie.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/suddenalarm.blaseckie.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/suddenalarm.blaseckie.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1808"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/suddenalarm.blaseckie.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1813,"href":"http:\/\/suddenalarm.blaseckie.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1808\/revisions\/1813"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/suddenalarm.blaseckie.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/suddenalarm.blaseckie.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/suddenalarm.blaseckie.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}