{"id":228,"date":"2006-01-12T04:47:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-12T04:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moremoeblows.wordpress.com\/2006\/01\/12\/is-that-a-parrot-in-your-pocket\/"},"modified":"2006-01-12T04:47:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-12T04:47:00","slug":"is-that-a-parrot-in-your-pocket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/suddenalarm.blaseckie.ca\/?p=228","title":{"rendered":"Is that a parrot in your pocket?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>January 6th I sat in a doctor&#8217;s office and let someone suck out part of my eye. It&#8217;s a rather drastic move on my part to acheive a life free of glasses. Perhaps it is an attempt to turn back the clock &#8211; but I really don&#8217;t remember that much of my life before I turned 7 &#8211; or perhaps an acceptance of the onset of age &#8211; it is cataract surgery, after all, even if they soft shoe around the subject by calling it &#8216;lens replacement&#8217;. It is more drastic than laser surgery, yes, but it&#8217;s been done for a lot longer. And my eye doesn&#8217;t hurt any where near as much as Mark&#8217;s did when he had his PRK so why complain.<br \/>Well, they only do one eye at a time so right now I&#8217;m seeing sort of fuzzy through the the left (surgically corrected) eye and clear through the right (old-fashioned glasses corrected eye) and it is getting to be nauseating as my depth of field is fluctuating especially at close range. I can drive because past five or six feet both eyes seem to agree on working together. But depth perception is a little lacking, especially at night.<br \/>The eye strain is pretty wicked too&#8230;<br \/>I&#8217;m at the stage where I really want the other eye done just so I&#8217;m not squinting one eye or the other all the time to see up close or far away&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>January 6th I sat in a doctor&#8217;s office and let someone suck out part of my eye. It&#8217;s a rather drastic move on my part to acheive a life free of glasses. Perhaps it is an attempt to turn back &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/suddenalarm.blaseckie.ca\/?p=228\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/suddenalarm.blaseckie.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/suddenalarm.blaseckie.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/suddenalarm.blaseckie.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/suddenalarm.blaseckie.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/suddenalarm.blaseckie.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/suddenalarm.blaseckie.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/suddenalarm.blaseckie.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/suddenalarm.blaseckie.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/suddenalarm.blaseckie.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}